idk
hello friends i havent been here in a while
how are things
hows the family
yes good
would you like a coffeecake
i used to hate squidward
but now i see it
i am squidward
^^^ ))
SECRET SANTA! AND ITS FOR LALO-ARUTAN!
este fue el primer santa secreto de mi vida y la verdad que no tenia mucha idea de como hacerlo… el pedido era simplemente los alpha kids haciendo algo juntos… así que…
no me pude decidir :SFELIZ NAVIDAD!!!!
Oh now this is just adorable.
i am ded ))
god-of-fuckasses asked:
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS; I MEAN, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GET SO MANY GODDAMN REQUESTS FOR THIS SORT OF THING AND I CAN'T EVEN DANCE AT ALL AND WHY THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK AM I EVEN BOTHERING? OKAY, SO, UH, I GUESS IF YOU DON'T GET TOO MANY LOSERS ASKING YOU TO DANCE, MAYBE YOU COULD SAVE ME ONE? I MEAN, LIKE, FUCK; I'M REALLY BAD AT THIS. JUST IGNORE ME OR WHATEVER.~~SONG: EGO~~
You blink staring the troll dead on.
Oh my Jesus fuck was he serious. What a cranky asshole.
You admit you’ve been sort of wallflower this evening and the troll responds with a sharp “WHATEVER STRIDER ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DANCE WITH ME OR NOT YOU SHITTY NOOKWHIFF.”
You smirk a bit, ruffling his hair and holding his shoulder as you both make your way dancefloor.
When you hear the song, you cackle out, head tilting back. Karkat stares at you.
You begin serenade him making up dumb moves to match. His face is flaring red and he screeches for you to atop.
Sooner or later, you’re holding each others shoulders, continuing to jokingly serenade him, waving your hips to the tune.
Karkat groans as you fake Beyonce’s vocalizing. You catch sight of a firey blush as he looks at the ground. You give high pitched squeal and he curses you.
He soon leaves, the finish inevitable. You’re kind of sad to see him go, but you shrug it off, retreating to your wall again
NOTE: okay its fixed phew
spiderpir8-deactivated20130214 asked:
Hey loser, want to dance?~~SONG: SCHIESSE >::::)~~
You look at Vriska, meeting her eyes. Dance? She wanted to dance?
You give her a smirk, then walk up to her, slinging an arm around her shoulder and bringing her out do the dance floor.
You laugh as she instantly does some apparent fucking troll mating dance all over the dance floor, and make up some batshit insane moves to match. Clearly you are both the craziest party animals in this hizz-ouse.
After some sweet crunking on the floor, Vriska is pulled away by Tavros, and she glances back at you, sparing a small “Later, coolkid. >:::;)”
You wave, awkwardly retreating to your wallflower hideout.
The great blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it.
(Source: ectobiologist)
SO HERE’S THE DEAL
[[My beautiful babbu refuses to believe that she’s gorgeous. I mean, number one, not only is this ridiculous because I MEAN LOOKIT THIS. Is she not? So she tells me no way.
I SAY YES WAY. SO REBLOG IF YOU THINK THIS GIRL IS GORGEOUS. She can easily get 100 reblogs since 100 people follow me. Now GOGOGO. ‹3]]
perf adorable personnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
PERF
favorite characters (in quotes)
– dave strider (homestuck)
(Source: tommyshepherd-old)
Sailor Bro.
I know you all wanted it. So I did it. <3
SHOES OFF PLEASE, MY DEARS.: asktheknightofthenor7hpole: Dave snickered a bit at the gesture,...
Dave snickered a bit at the gesture, standing up.
“Well, shit. Now you’re reminding me of one of Bro’s animes….”
He smiled, pushing his chair in gently and wiping his shirt off. He rolled his shoulders, holding one lanky elbow in his opposite hand. He followed…
He smiled a bit.
“Meh. Demon butlers.”
He put his hands in his pockets, watching him and shaking his head.
“No, I’m fine. I can manage.”
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Track Name
Derse Dreamers
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Album
Prospit & Derse
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Artist
Homestuck
I did a little practice thing for a collaboration im going to be doing with someone, this is pretty sloppy- blargh
evERYONE LISTEN TO THIS I’M WORKING WITH THIS GUY
LITERALLY
YOU CAN ALL PEE YOURSELVES NOW BUT I’M BEING THE QUEEN OF EXCITED RIGHT NOW
peeing myself omfg
OH MY GOD
IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
Holy shit
I HAVE SOILED MYSELF
(Source: beerinabox)
the end is near and i don’t know where the fuck is bro
Yo Dave sorry I’m late, I’ve been getting my chill on in my jim jams.
No need to cry, I know you missed me.
i wasn’t crying, who was crying? you was the one who cried. dude this is just bullshit i am not afraid
Since it seems we’re having a bit of a moment..lemme take these off.
No worries Dave, we all know those are manly tears you’ve been shedding.
Though I question if you’ll be able to get through this without me.
since when we were serious about shit
Who you think you’re talking about?
Oh right, seems I forgot…sorry kid for doubting you.
Of course that doesn’t mean you’re still not going to cry for me to be there with you in the end.
Any last requests?
oh if is not much to ask
take me now bro
Whoa fuck rainbow socks too?
It would be my pleasure.
I hope you can handle this lil man, I hear Perry’s pretty rough.
Bring
It
On
Better watch out, the world’s ending with a bang.
OMFG THEY’RE STRIPPING
YES
oh Amy god I’m in love
oh no theyre sexy as fuck
(Source: 3ohmygod3)
An addiction, that each Zodiac is likely to have.
Sagittarius: Gambling
Aries: Caffeine
Gemini: Smoking
Pisces: Alcohol
Leo: Shopping
Aquarius: Video Games
Libra: (Sleeping) Pills
Scorpio: Internet
Virgo: Cleaning
Taurus: Eating
Capricorn: Working
Cancer: Addicted to another person
Ahahahahah Aquarius is very true whoops. ))
so sitting here reading a davekat fic on the couch and dad goes
“i hope to GOD theres something here to watch. its the damn apocalyspe.”
so i ignore him and 20 mins later he lets out a fake sob and whines:
“nothing. its the end. there is not god.”
dad.
dad plz.